In this Episode of Bad Horse Ads we have the pleasure of two horses acting as the model of their breed and station, and one special old girl who's looking for a good home.
Mr. Dangles
Not his official name, but I feel like “Dangles” alone is rather uncouth.
For just $10k you can own this model example of the miniature horse, complete with testicles.
Straight from this horse's ad:
Dusty is a beautiful little guy with tons of personality and a strut to go with it. Hes quite the looker.
I think that about says it all.
“Showin Attitude”
That's not all she's showing! Look at those post legs that post leg, and those knees.
It's no wonder this girl is a “model broodmare“.
Check out her sales video showing she can graze in a pasture!
http://youtu.be/o5-FlXh9yHA
On the bright side, she was trained to ride I mean race, so there's a chance someone could pick her up and put her back to work. Or for a real wing-dinger you could pick up her and Mr. Dangles, cross them and end up with a champion foal!
“Juniper Cross”
Lastly, this old girl could use a home.
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-Dusty looks like he carries the Dwarf gene. By all means let’s keep breeding that into mares for 10K.
-‘Showin Attitude’, well what can a I say? Why do they breed those awful hocks into their horses? And why are they all built down hill?
– ‘Juniper Cross’, will someone save that poor mare. “Murphy (Juniper Cross) AQHA mare from T Cross Ranch, 24 years old, lots of spunk, barrels, poles, gymkhana.” Enough already.